The Complete Doofuss Guide to Surviving a Break-Up is a guide to surviving anal rape, part of The Complete Doofuss Guide series. It has at least 0 chapters (It's not real), and Alex Wolff used it to help his brother Nat get over him being anal raped.
- Chapter 1, Purge them with flame
- Chapter 2, Fuck
- Chapter 3, Fuck some more
- Chapter 10, Perform a Purification Ritual (requires 3 dead lambs, and a pentagram)
- Chapter 14, Still Not Over Her? Fuck you and give us more money.