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The Complete Doofuss Guide to Surviving a Break-Up is a guide to surviving anal rape, part of The Complete Doofuss Guide series. It has at least 0 chapters (It's not real), and Alex Wolff used it to help his brother Nat get over him being anal raped.

Known ChaptersEdit

  • Chapter 1, Purge them with flame
  • Chapter 2, Fuck
  • Chapter 3, Fuck some more
  • Chapter 10, Perform a Purification Ritual (requires 3 dead lambs, and a pentagram)
  • Chapter 14, Still Not Over Her? Fuck you and give us more money.


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